Murphy's laws

Murphy's laws are known all over the world and are seen as pessimistic or optimistic. Murphy existed, he is a real character. His identity, like the origin of his first law - the only original one - were revealed in an article in 1977 in the American Newspaper called "Los Angeles Times"
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The story: Everything happened around 1949, at the base of the American Air Forces in Murdoc, California, while they were working at the MX981 project. Captain Ed Murphy was an engineer, employed of Wright Field. Annoyed of the bad functioning of the driving belts, because of the defective joining at the end of the he shouted "If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll find it". Shortly afterwards, the Air Force doctor (Dr. John Paul Stapp) who rode a sled on the deceleration track to a stop, pulling 40 Gs, gave a press conference. He said that their good safety record on the project was due to a firm belief in Murphy's Law and in the necessity to try and circumvent it. The press assured in the very next period the publishing of Murphy's laws and their derivatives.
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